So, how was this year in your household? Was it truly wonderful as people post on social media? Overflowing with top marks for the children and riotous themed fancy dress birthday parties for the grownups? Or perhaps it was a swamp of frustration with only sporadic entertaining flotsam? Is any of this actually real, or have we all become digitally altered synthetic personas with perfect teeth?
I've corralled the family together, ready or not, to reflect on the paramount thing in any given year: what titles we played the most. Without further ado:
Horizon Zero Dawn
"Can’t you pick just one?"
"You can't expect my games column."
On her phone, her go-to has been Cityscapes and "searching for adequate healthcare."
"Digitally?"
"In the actual world."
Overwatch
"I don’t play games on my phone." He took umbrage that I even asked. Point taken.
Resident Evil Biohazard
She's attempting to get into acting, but when she wasn’t singing, she was immersed in Resident Evil. She also elaborated in great detail about her achievements on The Sims, where her avatar has a blooming utopia with far better healthcare than her big sister has in the real world.
Crash Bandicoot: It’s About Time
She started the year at 60% completion and ended it at eighty-two percent. It’s a marathon not a sprint for her. Her phone game: something called Woodle, where you have to unscrew pins.
Minecraft
Whenever I see my adult son playing Minecraft, I set about him like a cross between a classic comedy bit. When he complains, I reply that I am behaving this way to toughen him up so he can mature and play games for adults. This defines our Scottish father/son relationship.
Eldest Daughter on Just Dance 2024
It wasn't even close for this one. She is a machine. More impressive than I was at my peak gaming days in my prime.
Marvel Snap
It was in a league of its own to the hours I spent on this exceptionally well-crafted card game digital pastime, with its constantly evolving range of cards and game variations.
Marvel Snap
The worst thing about games that endlessly add to their range is you wake up one day and understand it is all just an attempt to lure you into fomo-fuelled microtransactions. So love turned to hate halfway through the year and it went into the bin.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Glorious reinvention of a legendary franchise. Engrossing atmosphere from the beginning. I wish I could deal with my issues so effectively in real life.
Blue Prince
I refuse to rush this beautiful, unique game and I just was short on the time or headspace to give it what it needed earlier this year. With holiday guests over the festive period, I will be playing this in the late night after evening drinks.
Balatro
I know Balatro was last year's breakout game, but I was slow on the uptake. And it is incredible. It just gets each element right. Crazy Poker is a fantastic concept, but the powers behind the different wild cards are so creative it has become a game I could play constantly. Add in the charm of the card design, and this is an absolute peak of gaming. I fantasize about being stuck in a small space for hours just so I have nothing to do but play it.
Outer Worlds 2
I received a minor pile-on when I critiqued how a specific bug in another game ruined the experience for me, but that other title is still a colossal gaming achievement in terms of overall polish – which I recognized even more after playing Outer Worlds 2. So thank you to the individual who took the time to contact me to say that my Outer Worlds 2 review was "missing the point". I mention that in the exact way, because I appreciate the effort, and he is obviously an sharp judge of character.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Alright. Give me a brutally difficult non-linear thing and don’t tell me guidance on what I am supposed to be doing, except "figure it out". What a joy. I acknowledge that it looks ace and is ideal if you are into the genre, but I cannot think of a gaming experience I desire less in my adulthood. I was around back when many games were like this, and I'm over it. It was acceptable when I was a kid, but so was many outdated things.
Close call between business deals that caused concern, and expensive game releases. Both morally indefensible and repugnant.
Clair Obscur, Despelote and Bananza would all make interesting names bellowed from the doorstep at tea time.
Right Thumb Joint. Seriously. I don’t know if it’s because of button mashing or phone use, but it is sore like hellfire in the mornings now. I knew I should have got my thumbs protected back in the past.
Grand Theft Auto VI.
And it will come out in 2026, even if we have to make 2026 last until the cows come home.
The Witcher 4.
Elara Vance is a tech journalist with over a decade of experience covering emerging technologies and consumer electronics.