Perhaps interest is limited for an updated adaptation of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for glossiness and bloat. And yet, one must admit: his lavishly upholstered love story with vampires has ambition and panache – and with its B-movie charm, I might just favor compared with Robert Eggers’s recent, solemnly classy version of Nosferatu. There are some very bizarre touches, including one shot that seems to depict a land border between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz embodies a humorous yet burdened man of the church pursuing the undead – it feels natural for him to tackle this role before – who ends up in Paris in 1889 for the French Revolution centenary celebrations. Likewise present is the malevolent vampire count, played by the seasoned horror actor Caleb Landry Jones speaking in a twisted regional dialect evoking Carell’s Gru character of the Despicable Me series. It’s a role suits him perfectly.
Here’s the premise: the count has traveled ceaselessly the earth in sorrow for hundreds of years following his rise as one of the undead, a punishment due to his blasphemous mourning following the loss of his spouse Elisabeta (an inaugural screen appearance for Zoë Bleu, daughter of Rosanna Arquette). The count has been searching, searching, searching for a lady who would be the return of his lost love. By cruel fate, the fortunate female is revealed as Mina (portrayed once more by Bleu), the reserved future wife of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (played by Ewens Abid), who just traveled to the count’s castle to review his land assets and the tiny painting of the charming Mina drew the vampire’s attention.
Besson arranges Dracula’s flashback sequence of international journeys in various outrageous costumes confidently, and he doesn’t shy away from offering some comedy moments reminiscent of Mel Brooks – such as the count’s repeated and futile attempts to kill himself after Elisabeta’s death, along with farcical scenes that follow Dracula douses himself using a particular scent in 18th-century Florence, which causes him to be compelling to the opposite sex. Ridiculous and watchable.
Dracula is on digital platforms beginning on the first of December and in disc format from 22 December. It will be shown in Australian cinemas starting February 5, 2026.
Elara Vance is a tech journalist with over a decade of experience covering emerging technologies and consumer electronics.